The Police Station / Portobello Desk
Mr Richard Wedlake
The Post Office Sorting Office
48 Tavistock Road
Saturday 24th May 2003
Dear Sirs ,
On Friday 23rd May 2003, my regular Postman delivered my Unemployment
Benefit. As you are both aware there have been recent
complications with my Mail so I try to get to it first. I got
to my Mail just seconds after it came through my letter box, it
was laying face down on the hallway carpet.
Despite this, there was still so much Saliva on this envelope that
it was able to drip onto my fingers, it was slightly warm and still
had bubbles in it.
I was so shocked at what the Postman had obviously done, it took
a few minutes to sink in.
I still have the envelope, and am prepared to let you have a "Slice"
for testing, a very simple matter these days.